Today I saw a girl wearing a cardboard sign which read
"Will listen to your problems for $2.00"
This presented incredible value for money, so I engaged her services. For those unfamiliar with my afflictions, I have great number of problems/issues/etc and I figured I'd be getting great value for money ... however, instead of me venting, she vented to me ... WTF.
I'm sorry, but I believe I paid YOU $2.00 so you would listen to MY problems. I was having trouble getting a word in sideways!
I soon realised that I was being taken for a ride and that my two dorra was going to be a donation. Stubborn as I am, I decided to ask for my money back because she has misrepresented her services. Instead, she continued venting and pretty much just ignored what I had to say.
In the end, after a brief shouting match outside Bryant Park, I relented and walked away. I must have looked like a complete mental because I was shouting at some crazy who wore a cardboard placard. Then I realised that I was in New York and people shout at each other for no apparent reason.
Well played douche bag... well played...
