Baffled

I refer to my post dated the 14 march 2011. 


"Practically everyone on the bus turns around with a WTF look and then starts laughing. I can only surmise that he was taking a sit down number 1, had face planted against the wall and then proceeded to pee into his pants."


This individual will go nameless, however, this is the conversation that transpired this morning. 


"How can guys take a sit down number 1? Is that even anatomically possible?!?!"


"Are you suggesting that if guys had to do number 1 and number 2, that we would first need to do number 1 standing up, then sit down for number 2? What if I change my mind and decided I had more number 1s? Do i need to stand up, turn around and repeat until complete???"


Sadly I had to go to work soon after... I think she's still a little baffled ...